Series Review and Final Show!

2014-09-14-IMGP1539bOh no! Our show died. But fear not, for we have returned with a final episode in which we go over our experience playing with dangerous magick and ruining our lives. Thank you to everyone who has helped and encouraged us over the last two or three years!

Prais BAAL!

Intro/Outro song written/composed by Adam Healton. (https://adamhealton.bandcamp.com/)

Break music by Noctilium. (https://noctilium.bandcamp.com/)

Michael Aquino and the Temple of Set Part 2

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Satan’s Rat Pack: Mikey, Sammy, and Anton. 

On this episode of LJBW, we dive deeper into the History of the Temple of Set and it’s founder, Colonel Michael Aquino, PHD. It’s Satanic panic, Anubian magick, and the Devil’s daughter all in one special Part 2.

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Aquino on Oprah 15 Years before Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job would premiere

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Dancing With Dragons

Princess_Ember__I_won_anyway__S6E5It’s a real ‘how I spent my summer vacation’ kind of episode. Plus dragons. Plus lots of body pillow talk.

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Merlin

This week on Wizards, we cover the fantastic life and legacy of Merlin. But is there any truth to the legend? Let’s find out together on this outrageous and historical episode.

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Blood Magic

Blood Magic

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This week on Wizards, we explore the icky world of blood magic! For centuries, human and animal blood has been used in magical spells and rituals.

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But is it safe? Is it effective? Before you start sharpening your athame, give this episode a listen and let us find out for you.

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Let’s Just be Wizards S2E9: Beginner’s Guide to Ritual Magick – Part Four – The Lesser Banishing Ritual of the Pentagram (cont’d)

drawing-pentagramThis week on Wizards, we present the chilling conclusion of our four-part course in beginner’s ritual magick! For this episode, we cover the other, more complicated, half of the lesser banishing ritual of the pentagram: the pentagrams, the four quarters, and closing up the circle. As stated before, this info is drawn heavily from Modern Magick by Donald Michael Kraig, so pick up a copy if you’d like to go deeper!

 

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Beginner’s Guide to Ritual Magick – Part Three: The Lesser Banishing Ritual of the Pentagram

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The Qabalistic Cross

This week on Wizards, we present the third course in our beginner’s ritual magick series. For this episode, we cover the first half of the lesser banishing ritual of the pentagram: the Qabalistic Cross.

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As stated before, this info is drawn heavily from Modern Magick by Donald Michael Kraig, so pick up a copy if you’d like to go deeper!

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S2E7: A Beginner’s Guide to Ritual Magick – Part Two: Magical Tools and Altar Creation

This week on Wizards, we present the second course in our beginner’s ritual magick series! For this episode, we will go over the tools one needs to perform Ritual Magick. This info is drawn heavily from Modern Magick by Donald Michael Kraig, so pick up a copy if you’d like to go deeper!

Here are the altars we built:

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Max’s Altar
Adam's Altar
Adam’s Altar
Diamond Drew's Altar
Diamond Drew’s Altar
CoCo's Altar
CoCo’s Altar

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S2E6: A Beginner’s Guide to Ritual Magick – Part One: Developing Magickal Conciousness

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This week on Wizards, it’s the first-ever course in our Beginner’s Guide to Ritual Magick series!

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For this episode, we will go into the preliminary steps one must take in attaining higher wizardship. This info is drawn heavily from Modern Magick by Donald Michael Kraig, so pick up a copy if you’d like to go deeper!

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S2E5: Power Animals and Spirit Animals

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Power Animals. Spirit Animals. Totem Animals. For centuries, wizard-kind has asked: Is it possible that I have a magic, invisible wolf/bear/celebrity friends guiding us through this illusion we call life?

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We give our take on the legitimacy of modern spirit animal quizzes before diving into a real guided meditation you can do along with us at home or in a crowded train ride to work!

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S2E4: Sex Magick

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Valentines Day coming up = Sex Magick episode? Yes! Let’s see how it went for the Wizards (and one witch) in wielding the most naughtiest of all magickal forces…

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S2E3: The Babalon Working – The Sex Magick of Jack Parsons and L. Ron Hubbard

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Tonight we explore the mysterious Babalon Working: the Enochian meets Thelemic sexual magick of Jack Parsons and L. Ron Hubbard.

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Were they successful in invoking the living personification of Babalon and conceiving an air elemental IRL? Did L. Ron Hubbard write the fourth chapter of Crowley’s Book of the Law?

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John Dee’s Air Tablet

It’s a fascinating story, much of which was obtained from the research found at http://www.parareligion.ch/dplanet/staley/staley11.htm

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S2E2: Angel Magic

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Can we make contact with our guardian angels? Will they even accept our calls anymore?  This week it’s all about Angels.

Sorry, the devil.

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Season 2: Episode 1: Theistic Satanism, The Order of Nine Angles, and Human Sacrafice

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On this episode of LJBW, The Wizards discuss the extremely problematic Order of Nine Angles. What do you get when you combine Theistic Satanism with Sex Magick, neo-paganism, 7 Dimensional Chess, and an Arayan exodus to colonize the Milky Way? Let’s find out!

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Episode 12: Astral Projection

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On this episode of LJBW, The Wizards discuss the sacred art of Astral Projection. We discuss the various techniques used to achieve this state and relate to our listeners our own personal experiences attempting to leave the physical body and float around like radical ghost people. Also be sure and support our new sponsors, Cheezebox.com, Cool Coasters & Wireframe Gifs!

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Episode 11: The Life of John Dee

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On this episode of LJBW, The Wizards discuss the life and works of John Dee. From his early life as a royal cartographer and soothsayer to his later work alongside Edward Kelley as an angel-whisperer. Also be sure and support our new sponsors, Bed-stye Bedding, Bear’s Beds, and the LA Mattress Company!

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Episode 8: The Tarot!

On this episode of LJBW, Adam and the gang present an overview of the highly popular fortune telling oracle, the Tarot. The gang also gives themselves a reading and returns to the OTO lodge in Sacramento to get some card advice from the local Thelemic community. Our special guest this week is Courtney Conley, a practicing magician who shares her thoughts on the subject. Check out Courtney’s podcast, How to Be Human at: https://soundcloud.com/howtobehuman

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Our special guest this week is Courtney Conley, a practicing magician who shares her thoughts on the subject. Check out Courtney’s podcast, How to Be Human at https://soundcloud.com/howtobehuman

Episode 7: Alesiter Crowley and Thelema

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On this episode of LJBW, Adam and the gang present an overview of Aleister Crowley’s religious movement, Thelema. The gang also tries to crash a gnostic mass, but the results are sketchy at best. As the wiz crew discovers, Thelemites can be hard to pin down in the real world…

Check out this helpful book on practicing Thelema by David Shoemaker titled, Living Thelema: https://www.amazon.com/Living-Thelema-Practical-Attainment-Aleister/dp/0989384411

Episode 6: Chaos Magic!

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On this episode of LJBW, Adam and the gang present an overview of Chaos Magic. From founder Peter J Carroll to Die Antwoord, chaos magic’s influence has spread across the world and touched the lives of many. As the wiz crew discovers, it can be just as simple as it is confusing…

Check out this awesome field manual courtesy of Arch-Traitor Bluefluke: http://ultraculture.org/blog/2015/01/12/psychonaut-field-manual-cartoon-guide-chaos-magick/

Also be sure to check out Hands-On Chaos Magic by Andrieh Vitimus!

Episode 5: Magic Potions

This week on Wizards, magical potions! Hang out with two-thirds of the LJBW crew as we discuss the history, philosophy, and crafting of magic brews. 

We made our own potions last week with some very interesting results.

Also discussed is the Syrian wizard set to be beheaded by some red-haired ISIS bro. 3ba8bed400000578-4067924-photos_have_emerged_showing_a_ginger_bearded_isis_barbarian_orde-m-31_1482830519582

Deplorable! Let’s curse this naughty ginger. Finally, we’d like to thank our new sponsor, Socmonkey.com, for helping fund the show. Thanks for the extra 14 dollars, Socmonkey!

Episode 4: Wands

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This week on Wizards, we bippity boppity boop and discuss the wizardly art of Wands! Where did they come from? How do they work? Can I just make one myself? Why not have all your questions answered on this week’s episode! Also, we take a look at some recent wizard news (more on the Satanic side) and compare wands together. Hot…
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Here’s Andrew’s wand.

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Here’s Adam’s wand in pre-production.

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Intro Music: Adam Healton

Curses!

If you’re a wizard and can’t cast a proper curse then I feel bad for you, son. That’s why on today’s show we thought it would be fun to do something totally careless and possibly life-threatening.

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Last week we all agreed to learn separate curses to cast on three horrible people still living today. Which people? Which curses? I guess you’ll have to listen to find out! Plus a review of the latest wizard themed movie to hit the theaters, Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them.

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Also, we would like to give a shout out to Botanica Shango on Folsom blvd in Sacramento for supplying several of us with some bitchin black candles. I’m not sure they would accept our endorsement considering what we’re doing with them, but they are definitely THE place to shop for all your magical candle needs! That’s Botanica Shango, 9673 Folsom Blvd Rancho Cordova, CA. And tell em some wizards sent you.

Episode 1: Ouija Boards

Episode 1: Ouija Boards

Hello and welcome to Let’s Just Be Wizards, a bi-weekly podcast that delves into the dark arts and, in doing so, answers the age-old question, “Can I be a wizard?”

Through the course of this podcast, we will attempt to cast spells, tell the future, shape shift into animals, and everything under the moon that constitutes wizardly behavior. Now, before we get started I think it would be important to point out that we ARE a member of the Harry Potter Podcasting network, so have a strong sip of butter beer and strap in for the show that will cause real demons to infest your iTunes account. This week on Wizards, we take a look at one of America’s most popular spirit oracles, the Witching Board; or, Ouija board.

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Intro Music: Adam Healton